Howie Mandel is my office pet

There is a mystery file cabinet in my office that I refuse to open. It has been next to my desk for year and a half and I have never opened it. It would be natural to assume that it is filled with stuff from the previous owner of this office, however, I do not buy that for a minute. I am convinced that if I open it I will be sucked into monster world where I will not be able to stop myself from asking Howie Mandel...er... Maurice, as he is called by his friends, how he managed his germphobia when he lived with a bunch of monsters and technically I am a mental health worker and and asking mental health questions would fall into the category of "work" and I try not to do that when I am at work.