If I have to work at home... this is what they get

Not sure why I thought it would be a great idea to drink an entirea bottle of wine AND THEN put together a PowerPoint on Disability Etiquette to present tomorrow. I might have some slides in here that could be considered inappropriate. I am going to lead with this:...and it is possible instead of taking the time to type out informative slides on how to talk nice to disabled people People Living with Disabilities I might have actually written a story called "Crazy Crippy, the Retarded Midget gets a Brain Injury and wakes up a Gimp".